sixpenceeeblog:

how do people even maintain perfect eyesight, my eyes have been on a downward slope since birth

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teamrocketing:

my last words will probably be sarcastic

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v3nice:

Someone: Are you taken?
Me: Ya for granted

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peteisacreep:

you: panic! at the disco

me, an intellectual: feelings of discomfort and anxiety! whilst attending the discotheque 

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whjat:

“faster,” i moaned. “why won’t this page load faster?”

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dadd:

90% of my day is me being nervous

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scorpihoeofcolor:

the glow after crying is such #a look

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foodnetworkruinedmylife:

me: *throwing eggs at cutthroat kitchen judge* so this is a decontructed omelet

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5th-avenue-nyc:

My “walk past you like we never met” game strong af.

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chessys:

me @ the concept of living my life: i’ll wait in the car

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